Awhile back, my “technically connected daughter” mentioned she thought reading the newspaper was so old fashioned.
I quickly informed her of my theory. It’s a quieter way to get news; the truthful version of what is really going on.
Now I’ve discovered I’ve been included in a survey and declared a happier person by “survey takers” because I read the newspaper. Well, I sort of knew I was happy, my friends tell me so, plus my husband will sometimes say to me, although it’s usually in a sarcastic tone, “Are you happy now?” My reply is always, “Yes.”
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